Did you think I meant to write LOONY? Well, we’re plenty loony around here, but actually, these last few days we’ve also been plenty LOOMY.
While I’ve been cranking out fingerless mitts on my little blue knifty knitter, certain other people have been using the rest of the set as crowns, collars, swords, and chainsaw hands.
My things, no matter how traditionally feminine they may be, are rarely safe from being repurposed as a prop in some imaginative game that is all boy. This is just the way things are. This is my lot in life. This is what I must deal with, being the only girl in a house full of boys.
I only have one thing to say to that:
“It’s good to be Queen.”