Hello. My name is Flufy. A few short years ago, I was like you: a simple everyday guy, working for a modest living.
And then I discovered the secret to riches and success beyond my wildest dreams.
Access to the most upscale clubs.
The adoration of jealous onlookers.
My own gorgeous estate, which I have opened to the public (formal attire only, please).
You, too, can experience this level of wealth and power. Simply attend my 2-hour seminar entitled, The Flufy Effect: Riches and Fame for Pre-Teens, and before long you could be standing on the grounds of your own well-manicured estate. Just ask this happy customer:
“Before I attended Flufy’s seminar, I was a lowly peon in a dead-end job. Now, I own all of this!”
The Flufy Effect seminar is well worth every penny, as you can see. Simply have your parents wire $9,999.99 to my bank account in the Caymans, and I will send you a personal invitation to join me on my estate for the most influential two hours of your life.
You can’t afford to pass up this opportunity. Operators are standing by.